IF CAT CAN TALK

Cat: Can I use the keyboard?
Boy: No.
Cat: Can I use the touchpad?
Boy: No.
Cat: What about...?
Boy: You wanna chat? Get your own damn laptop!!

Boy: What R U doing?
Cat: Trying to climb this odd tree.
Boy: Having issues?
Cat: Yep. Big time.
Boy: Umm... Kitty, that's a medical skeleton.

Boy: Hey! Get out of there...!
Cat: No! Boy: C'mon... come out of the closet!
Cat: NO!
Boy: Why not!?
Cat: I wanna know how Tom Cruise feels...