IF CAT CAN TALK

Cat: Can I use the keyboard?
Boy: No.
Cat: Can I use the touchpad?
Boy: No.
Cat: What about...?
Boy: You wanna chat? Get your own damn laptop!!

Boy: What R U doing?
Cat: Trying to climb this odd tree.
Boy: Having issues?
Cat: Yep. Big time.
Boy: Umm... Kitty, that's a medical skeleton.

Boy: Hey! Get out of there...!
Cat: No! Boy: C'mon... come out of the closet!
Cat: NO!
Boy: Why not!?
Cat: I wanna know how Tom Cruise feels...

ROMANTIC QUOTES

When love beckons to you, follow him, though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you, yield to him, though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden

SIMPLE LOVE SMS

They do not love that do not show their love

LOVE QUOTES

Once a tear fell off my cheek and into the ocean, the day I find it will be the day I stop loving you

Love Quotes

Everyone can be great because anyone can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't even have to make your subject and verb agree to serve...You only need a heart full of grace, a soul generated by love.

TRUE THING

To be honest with you,
I do not have the words to make you feel better,
but I do have the arms to give you a hug,
ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about,
and I have a heart that is aching to see you smile again.

SMS FOR GF

When I close my eyes, I see you.
When I open my eyes, I see you.
There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.

SIMPLE LOVE QUOTES

I ♥ the way you look at me.
I ♥ the way you smile.
I ♥ the way you're shy sometimes,
Every once and a while.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER

PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY HAND

Girl: Can I Hold Your Hand?
Boy: No"
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because It Will Hurt Too Much When You Let It Go.

LOVE POEM

A Love That Will Stay

I will walk with you without going astray
Even if hardships ahead they lay
I will give you a loving hug everyday
No matter whether the sky is sunny or gray
I will shield you when harm comes your way
You must not be hurt come what may
I will make your days happy and gay
For your fears I will try to allay
I will remember the days to buy you a bouquet
‘Till I’m old and my memory is in disarray
I now only have this to convey
That I love you and my love is here to stay.

LOVE QUOTES

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet."

BrOkEn HeArT

So I Guess That I'm The Loser
Cause You've Found Someone New
But I'm Still Here,
Still All Alone Just Crying Over You...

I Don't Know Why I'm So Afraid To Lose U When U R Not Even Mine.
I Don't know Why I Luv U So When U Don't Even Luv Me.
I Don't Know Why U R The
One When I'm Just A Someone To U..

LOVE MESSAGE

love never ask who r u
love only says u r mine
love never ask where r u from
love only says u live in my heart
love never asks do u love me
love only says i love u

I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.

True Love Mean

True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you understand, and not how you let go but how you hold on.