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Monday 24 October 2011

IF CAT CAN TALK

Cat: Can I use the keyboard?
Boy: No.
Cat: Can I use the touchpad?
Boy: No.
Cat: What about...?
Boy: You wanna chat? Get your own damn laptop!!

Boy: What R U doing?
Cat: Trying to climb this odd tree.
Boy: Having issues?
Cat: Yep. Big time.
Boy: Umm... Kitty, that's a medical skeleton.

Boy: Hey! Get out of there...!
Cat: No! Boy: C'mon... come out of the closet!
Cat: NO!
Boy: Why not!?
Cat: I wanna know how Tom Cruise feels...

ROMANTIC QUOTES

When love beckons to you, follow him, though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you, yield to him, though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden

SIMPLE LOVE SMS

They do not love that do not show their love

LOVE QUOTES

Once a tear fell off my cheek and into the ocean, the day I find it will be the day I stop loving you

Love Quotes

Everyone can be great because anyone can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't even have to make your subject and verb agree to serve...You only need a heart full of grace, a soul generated by love.